What Conservatives Need To Know About Liberals

Liberals are mostly human even if a lower form. But they are so aggravating! Seems they are everywhere. Some simple tips to smooth your encounters with them. BTW wear your flag pin.

1) Demonization/ridicule is almost their only weapon. Belief is all they possess. That is held tightly and contrary information is excluded. Libs are not rational. Seems the old comment to never argue with an idiot is appropriate. However the Socratic technique rules.
2) Every experience is fitted into their belief; if it doesn't fit, it must be changed to fit. Our rational experience modifies belief. The liberal belief modifies reality.
3) Liberals are not ignorant. On the contrary they are often intelligent but limited by ... belief. Conservatives must prepare well in advance for encounters with liberals. "What an interesting/curious/unusual idea. Could you, please, explain just this small part that I don't understand?" An irresistible trap but must be done with kindness as liberals, as explained above, will completely deny any incriminating statement. Liberals are not liars but their memory of facts changes as convenient, totally. So never close the trap. "Okay, so that's the idea." works. And smile. Help them trap themselves ... then open the door. And smile.
4) Encounters with liberals are fun. If they must shout, whisper. Or vis versa. "Harassment!!" is unanswerable but "Rape!!" needs the right situation.
5) Chose the situation. "Pity" said with a neutral expression and descending tone is effective. "You said something?" works, too. Liberals want to start trouble so rapid defusing is devastating.
6) Have fun with liberals. Learn to play them. God made liberals for some reason and it must have been for conservatives amusement. Or maybe the Darwin effect is slower than predicted.